Side Joke

When talking in a group or to someone
Say this when it becomes quiet or awkwardness.

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?

Ans: A Stick

College Algebra

Ugh, so my Professor here at this cheapy collage is really good and all, it pains me to listen to him + to sit in the front (lack of vision).  But he yells and then has the tendency to always hit the board its like

~~~~~~~(BAM) {.}

If the markers were alive, i'm pretty sure they'd be dead by now.
And he constantly throws them away due to his rage of the board.

Well tell me yall's college funny or experience in class.